So with a crash and a bump here comes the Jones they cry (or get him off depending what translation you're using)!
Here's a chance to let out everything that usually gets hurled at the cat (good old William James Jones) late at night and spread it around good and proper like a quality Stilton and Brei (not spelt properly, but I think that will become something of a theme here) bagguet from 'Coasters' - Bexhill's ultimate snadwich bar
Till next time, just remember, what you gotta remember now....